“Hey, where are my Snoballs? I was going to go to the gym later, so I deserve a treat!”
of course we live in dreams and by dreams
i have measured out my life with coffee spoons
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seattle theme by parker ehret
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“She find pictures in my email
I sent this bitch a picture of my dick
I don’t know what it is with females
But I’m not too good at that shit”
(Source: genarowlands)
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i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST
“I’m using smash the patriarchy #2” -
The one with the collar is seriously so chic. Gorgeous, all of them.
(Source: salazarhawn)
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THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING THE WHITE STRIPES EVER DID. if you don’t “GET IT,” watch this. and if you still don’t GET IT, fuck out of my life forever, you’re stupid and I don’t care about you. BYE.
(Source: dressedtodepart)
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"April 27. Incapable of living with people, of speaking. Complete immersion in myself, thinking of myself. Apathetic, witless, fearful. I have nothing to say to anyone - never."
— Franz Kafka, Diaries of Franz Kafka (via delicateswans)(Source: fatifer)
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"Country life as I knew it might really be a thing of the past and when music people today, performers and fans alike, talk about being ‘country,’ they don’t mean they know or even care about the land and the life it sustains and regulates. They’re talking more about choices—a way to look, a group to belong to, a kind of music to call their own. Which begs the question: Is there anything behind the symbols of modern ‘country,’ or are the symbols themselves the whole story? Are the hats, the boots, the pickup trucks, and the honky-tonking poses all that’s left of a disintegrating culture? Back in Arkansas, a way of life produced a certain kind of music. Does a certain kind of music now produce a way of life?"
—Johnny Cash in his autobiography Cash.
Now I love bluegrass, and I love Johnny Cash, but that’s about it, so I wouldn’t really consider myself a country music fan. But even so, living in Nashville and regularly experiencing so many of the “country symbols” he talks about, I find this quote to be rather poignant, in a way that applies to all kinds of music and all kinds of cultural signifiers.
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man, I do not fucking understand the cultural fascination with los angeles, california. I follow enough LAliens on twitter to have the narrative memorized: move to LA with DREAMS, get ‘em crushed and find your soul dead, move OUT OF LOS ANGELES TO REGAIN YOUR SANITY (to new york, obvs), become SMITTEN with new york, get bedbugs and/or mugged, become EXHAUSTED with new york, move back to Los Angeles and WONDER WHY YOU EVER LEFT!!!! and then write an entry in your diary entitled one of the following: WHAT IT MEANS TO LEAVE LA/HOW IT FEELS TO RETURN TO LA/WHAT LA MEANS TO ME and send it to thought catalogue or an equivalent ”writers’” circlejerk.
los angeles is dirty as hell, everyone has a bad attitude, everything’s overpriced, and the traffic is very nearly worth killing yourself over. IT IS NOT THE FAIRY DREAMSCAPE EVERYONE ACTS LIKE IT IS!
(disclaimer: I am not hating on california as a whole. the state in general is lovely and gorgeous. I am only hating on LA because it’s a weird, weird bubble, y’all.)
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I am fairly certain that a small bug somehow managed to get under my computer screen. I can, like, see it’s antennae. I think it’s still moving. what the fuck!
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Feminish On Tumblr: seriouslyamerica: distortionparty: ccosettefauchelevent: ugh so heads...
ugh so heads up to anyone who goes to see This Is The End: it’s pretty much a two-hour rape and violence-against-women joke. Explanation under the cut, massive TW for rape and violence.
christ
I…
Goddamnit :/ I wanted to see this,
And now there’s no way I’ll sit through this horse shitthis is all pretty accurate but I will say that the violence is not EXCLUSIVELY against women. I mean, like, everybody dies. Violently. Michael Cera gets stabbed with a telephone pole. It’s all very violent and campy. But the rape stuff WAS definitely there and definitely uncomfortable. And while I thought the film was quite funny (one of those “liked it despite it’s problematic issues” situations) halfway through I was disappointed that YET AGAIN what will likely be the comedic hit of the summer/year was a DUDE BRO comedy about DUDE BROS. And YET AGAIN dude bros see no problem with joking about rape rape rape rape rape
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MY CAT IS THE MOST SPECIAL CAT! HE IS THE MOST UNIQUE! NO ONE CAN TELL ME DIFFERENT!
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Beautiful East Tennessee. There ain’t nothin’ in this town except the view.
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Are you calm today? Do you wish you could be a little more angry?? Check out @repubgirlprobz. I particularly like how much they miss Mitt Romney & how twitter is now satanic thanks to MY QUEEN Hillary Clinton.
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taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:
Clever way of getting his features in there
cr: thqys
Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.
Oh my god I wanna eat those butts
(Source: tae-kkuma-9m)
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Rita Moreno is the first Latina to have won an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, and a Tony.
SHE EGOTED!
