the weirdest one was that nathan from misfits wanted to get with me but I wouldn’t let him because a) he was my drama teacher and b) he was the best man in my parent’s wedding. and then the whole drama class got drunk because it was flooding outside.

and then I dreamed I ate chicken because I just forgot I was a vegetarian and then I was really pissed when I realized I’d done it, and was much relieved when I woke up and remembered I hadn’t.

and THEN I dreamed my dad caught me smoking pot in my OLD OLD OLD childhood bedroom that I haven’t even been to in seven years. and he was semi cool about it?

I woke up like whoooaaa. whaaat?

fuckin’ dreams, man.