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Oil spills are bad…but Doritos spills are
AWESOME… no Doritos spills are still bad.Damn. Can you even imagine? Can you imagine how great it would be if you were already going to the beach and you had some pals with you and then you got there and there were Doritos EVERYWHERE? What a dream life you would be living! What an amazing dream! And there are flavor options! You know I’d holler at the blue bags, but then like, I’d blaze for 30 minutes in a dune and be like, “Where the nacho cheese at?”
Jarrod: Juan, what’s your favorite thing about America?
Juan Pablo: Doritos.
SHOUT OUT TO YOU JPPPPPP I MISS YOUR FOREIGN ASS
Only Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese? What gives?
Oh, fuck. If I went to the beach and this happend I might start believeing in Jesus. Oh goddamn you doritos and...
spill.. (I like the people with the bags; “Were helping the environment.” yeah whatever stoners.) When I was a kid I...
Jarrod: Juan, what’s your favorite thing about America? Juan Pablo: Doritos. SHOUT OUT TO YOU JPPPPPP I MISS YOUR...